2008

Back to Michigan.

Tonight, I’ll be heading back to Michigan. I’ll be living with my parents for the next...

Michelle Bastererrechea saved my...

I was having a pretty miserable birthday, yesterday. But then Michelle showed up to movie night...

Today has easily been the worst birthday of my entire life! ...

Lindsay and I representing the heaviest rock band of all...

On Saturday, Lindsay and I went on a tour of Frank Lloyd...

I actually get a little offended everytime I hear people...

I’m so hopped up on cough medicine, right now.  I really hope I nip this in the ass before I...

Today is going to be rough!

I couldn’t sleep last night… I think I’m getting sick.  On my way into work today...

Costume Change!

nowwhat: Due to budgetary concerns I will no longer be dressing up as Freddie Mercury for Tim’s...

Look who I sang karaoke with last night!!!  We’re so...

Welcome to Detroit.

Today has been really boring… the highlight of my day came when I had to string an extension...

ROGER CLYNE CONCERT!!!

The Peacemakers are going to playing a show in Detroit on September 23rd!!!  That’s a Tuesday...

How much fiberglass do you have to be exposed to before it starts being hazordous?

boring day.

today’s been a pretty boring day.  i want to take my lunch, and hopefully when i return, there...

I don’t like shirts that try to be funny, but this one...

These are the two assholes behind, “Scary...

My flight to LA leaves in 6 hours!!!

I’m going to have to sleep on the plane… my flight leaves for LA in 6 hours, and...

Okay... one last thing.

Troy Reimink of the Grand Rapids Press just wrote an article about my infomercial for the Bless You...

Okay… this is my last Tumblr post for a while… I just wanted to say that as of Friday,...

LEM LIVES!!! So, I was watching Saving Grace the other...

this is the last thing i’ll be posting on tumblr for a while… i’m packing up my...

people are reading magazines again?

This is an interesting read… it kind of makes me want to get rid of my Tumblr. rach: [An...

This is nothing new, but popular music is really just one cliche after the other. “If...

Stomach Ache!

3 days ago I ate some rice that wasn’t cooked all the way, and since then I’ve had a big...

Seriously?

Who cuts down a tree at 7:30am?  Apparently my neighbors.

My super-awesome friend, Lindsay, is going to be in Los...

Things I'm not going to miss about Grand...

Tomorrow is my last full day in Grand Rapids… good riddance!!!  I’m going to miss the...

It’s official… Dave Lyons and Michelle are...

Here's a first

This customer service girl is flirting with me on the phone… I’ve never had that...

Where does your Tumblr name come from?

A well made waffle is one of the greatest foods there is… as long you have the time to make...

You guys and your earthquakes… you think you’re part of some elite club now!?! Well I...

Dammit!!!  I missed it by 5 days!!! delbertshoopman: JUST HAD A 5.8 EARTHQUAKE…. HOLY SHIT THAT WAS...

I refuse to call people bro… it’s a ridiculous concept… I absolutely hate it!...

I can’t believe this is still news.

It might not look like much, but we put a lot of fucking...

I’m pissed off because my roommate is hogging the TV and I can’t watch Shark Week!!!...

Still from my upcoming video! R.I.P. buddy!

New Video

I miss the days of being locked inside of my bedroom on a sunny afternoon, nestled in front of the...

Oh, no big deal or anything… it’s just that...

Dammit!  I have to be creative all day!

Casablanca-star, Ingrid Bergman, sent me an email yesterday...

An Interesting Realization About Tennis...

Yesterday, while playing tennis, I came to the realization that every tennis court I have ever...

Tennis anyone?

I just played a full tennis match with my roommate, Steve.  I honestly can’t remember the last...

More Change!!!

While cleaning out the rest of my house today, I found another $240 in quarters!!! How long have I...

It’s amazing how much easier my homework is when it involves construction paper and...

MY GOLDEN BIRTHDAY!!!

So, I’m going to be in LA on my golden birthday next month!!!  25 on August 25th!!!  I just...

Does everybody remember when I thought I was broke?  Well, I...

My mom replaced the cushiony toilet seat in our basement with a normal one… what the fuck,...

I just saw Batman… i don’t know… it was okay.  Those movies really don’t do...

ATTENTION VIDEO FRIENDS!!!

Do any of you have any royalty-free nature videos I can borrow… FER FREE!?! Email me if you...

What good is a list of the top 15 supervillains in cinematic...

"Red" Trailer

It’s good to know that I can still impress myself with my own stupid videos.

Last night I stole my roommates bike and went for a ride.  I rode about a half-hour, before...

Here’s the news everyone’s been waiting to...

Is anyone interested in doing an...

I’ve never felt so out of shape in my entire life… it’s a serious problem.  I...

If I just quit right now, and didn’t finish any of the homework that I have to turn in these...

Chase Bank ruined my perfect credit score… I went...

w/ Roger Clyne Locals Only, Indianapolis, IN; July 13th,...

Here’s the Peacemaker’s set-list from last...

One more picture of Sara and I from last weekend… they...

Tonight, I’ll be driving +5 hours to see Roger Clyne...

ROGER CLYNE TOMORROW!!! WHOO!!!

Yesterday, I was eating Subway in one of GRs Mexican districts, and as I was leaving, this car drove...

my sick sense of humor.

So, Yahoo! Sports is taking a poll to name the new Oklahoma City basketball team. Unfortunately, my...

So is it a “Wet Hot” party or a...

These Power-Lace Sneakers aren’t suppose to hit the...

Is it okay for a teacher to shoot their students with a water gun when they misbehave?  In my world,...

Sooo… I’ve officially jumped onto the ‘30...

I’ve been going through all of my roommates’ music… and I must say, I really like...

Whenever Shannon’s dog acts up, I get to shoot him...

I am really starting to struggle with these last few assignments.  There is still four weeks left of...

It's official!!!

I just bought my plane ticket to L.A.  I’ll be flying in on Sunday, August 3rd, and staying...

Six more days ‘til Roger Clyne rocks Indy!!! 

Calamity Magnet and The Bless You Boys: Whiskey Lounge,...

Just keepin’ it real in Grand Rapids with Sara Radle...

Today, I miss my LA friends more than ever!  I just got word...

I hate dogs so much!!!  I mean, if your dog is well behaved,...

“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to...”
— Chuck Palahniuk, Diary (via...

This is my favorite movie poster ever!!! The best is where...

So… the Stanley Cup Champion, Detroit Red Wings, just...

Being without power is awesome and lame, all rolled into one.  It’s awesome, because I like...

Denmark was just rated the happiest country in the world by Yahoo.  The United States was ranked...

My free year of Netflix is officially over.  Thank you,...

Poetry

Woboogawoo WAAA!! Welcome to the House of HorrorsWere you born in a barn, shut the fuckin doorYou...

In 8th grade, I grew to hate one of my friends from a couple...

This weekend, I got a taste for what it’ll be like moving back to LA!  I spent last night...

boringloser: My eyelid is puffy. Could any doctors on Tumblr...

The scariest thing about Curb Your Enthusiasm is that I...

I hate these neo-hippies!  I was in Ann Arbor on Wednesday,...

my truck.

I am really digging the new “Bless You Boys”...

I don’t have shit to do today… this is such a great feeling!!!

I tried to run today… I made it 1.2 miles, and then gave up.  Getting old sucks… but...

FUCK YEAH!!!

I am done with my homework, which means I get to go to Ann Arbor for a concert!!!  Not only that,...

Remember when I challenged Emac and Spencer to a cook off?...

Justin Johnson, Who is this girl, and will she marry...

They just don’t make video games like they used to.

I am ready to die… seriously!  I don’t want to sit in this computer lab anymore… I...

I hate writing papers… so… so… much!!!

While everyone else is mourning the deaths of Russert and...

“I dread the deaths of certain super-celebrities. Not because...”
—  George Carlin on...

“What is all this shit about Angels? Have you herd this? 3...”
— George Carlin

Chris Andrus and I are going to make a movie… it should be pretty cool.

I need better self-discipline!

Remember when I gave up FaceBook and MySpace for Lent?  That was a fun couple of months!  Well, once...

Tonight, I started talking to one of my old neighbors about the possibility of organizing a street...

Reservoir Dogs is terrible movie to watch when it’s on...

I didn’t know Liz had any interest in law enforcement....

I don’t like having to deal with real world stuff… like applying for loans.